Oh sure, he may not look like much, but this is not an ordinary rabbit. Seriously, he’ll do you like a treat. I’m warning you! This is no harmless little bunny.

Direct from the Holy Grail here we have Toy Vault’s miniature plush Rabbit with Big Pointy Teeth. Measuring 5.5 inches (14 cm) long by roughly 4 inches (9 cm) tall and 4 inches (9 cm) wide with a mouthful of teeth, this rabbit is a killer. And that mouth is a clip on. Yes, that’s right, once this fierce little beasty is clamped on to something, he won’t let go. Just squeeze on the clip, lock him down, and pray he stays focused on his current meal. Now is your chance. Seriously. Run away! Run away!

Oh, alright. None of you ever listen to me anyway. This mini foul tempered rodent will be shipped in a secure package to avoid it chewing its way out and causing any bloody carnage to innocents. I warned you. Just remember that after this nasty little critter is loose in your home.